Toot Chronicles Part I

Grabe 'yung last night out ni Toot with Toot1 and Toot2. Damn! Saya!

Ofcourse, Toot is a freeloader, so libre siya ni Toot1 at ni Toot2. Toot kept saying na it's embarrassing, pero Toot1 insisted na ilibre si Toot. Masaya naman ang gagawin kaya Toot didn't mind. Toot just sat back and relaxed.

They got a room and Toot was reluctant at first.

Siyempre, Toot will not pay for anything and Toot said anything would be fine. So long as Toot1 and Toot2 enjoy themselves. Toot tried to be comedic for the two. Well, Toot IS comedic as always.

Toot1 ordered for them. It was funny because Toot1 already ordered prior to them getting a room. It was a harmless karaoke room and Toot is beginning to fear the inevitable: Sing.

Toot1 sang the first song. Toot2 followed and the two took turns. It wasn't long before their drinks came. Actually, it took years.

So Toot1 ordered pulutan as the singing progressed. Toot2 smiled as the camera of Toot1's phone flashed and documented the event:

Three Toots enjoying the time of their lives.

Well one hour lang yung room so they had to move out. Mainit but Toot1 had no choice. Toot and Toot1 went down to freshen up sa restroom. Toot2 was left with a nearby table of 'others'.

When Toot and Toot1 got back, bonding moment ensues.

Grabe pala ang life ni Toot2. Toot1 can understand why Toot2 would be like that towards Toot2's mother. Toot adviced both of them to keep up the good pace of their relationship.

As the night moved on to morning, Toot1 began worrying of how Toot2 would go home. So Toot2 suggested something incredulous: Rent a room.

Wait, not just any room. A motel room.

Toot was flushed but the logic in Toot2's words are undeniably right. So Toot agreed.
Toot1 was still not convinced. Toot said it's no big deal.

"Alam n'yo, wala naman kaso s'ken.. eto lang tandaan n'yo.." Toot began. "Wala akong pera, wala akong gf, wala akong life, wala akong work, wala akong plans, wala akong pake."

So Toot, Toot1 and Toot2 began their journey to a motel after a cocktail and a bottle of Red Horse.

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Toooot ka KUYA!! TOOOOOOOOOT!!!!